TH' Ghostifferator is SOLD!

Sunday nite's awright fur fightin!

HERES A LIST OF TH' CURRUNT QWESTIONS

Q: Is it safe to operate LEROY'S SCIENTIFICAL GHOSTIFFERATOR if I have been drinking alcohol???
A: Not only is it safe to operate the GHOSTIFFERATOR whilst yur hittin the firewater, but I rekkomend it. Now keep in mind thet ya shouldnt be hittn the WOOD ALKIE tho, cuz that'll make ya go blind and aktually start thinkin that Michael Moore is somethin more than a political and soshul dog turd.

Q: Will I get possessed if I use your machine.
A: CHances are slim, espeshully if'n you take care not to stan in water whilst yur usin th' ghostifferator. Do not use the ghostifferator if'n yur standin in an anchunt Injun burial ground neither. DOnt take asprin or MAO inhibitors while using and do not pee on the ghostifferator. Also do not eat pickeled herring before or after usin' th' GHOSTIFFERATOR Shi-Tsu!

Q: so is this auction for tha actuial GHOSTIFFERATOR or just the blueprintz to build one?
A: Now thet's a FINE question an a smart buyer like yourself should be cummended fer askin'! You will get th' aktual GHOSTIFFERATOR, includin' power supply, ghostometer, an' aereul and a 64 meg memory card. Oh yeah, an Microphone and some extry duck tape.

Q: dude, you are pathetic.
A: Yore insults, tho hurtful, only inspar me to lift the vayle of ignince from yur brow. I spose the nex thing yur gonna say is thet wrasslin is fake, too, ya twisted little fruit. My advice would be to take the pills the nice nurse is givin ya an ta discontinue usin yer head as a jack stand.
Yur Buddy Leroy

Q: Leeeroy! Ah don care 'bout that tricksey or twinkie or wutever her name is, ah think ah saw her goin inna the spectrum in NC what be a gay bar. You is better off withoutta bee-yatch like her. Ah wold a followed her inna there and kicked the sheeat outta her, but mah man, he said no. Ah think the speerit o Buddy Holley was protectin me, an so ah don need no Ghostiffercator but iffen you could axe it fore you sell it where grate gramma put those confiderate bills, ah would preciate it...an iffen she really kilt cussin Clyde, does she know where that bastid put his will?
A: Awright- I axed 'bout them confederate bills, but the only things yur gramma hid was confereate pharmacy bills fur them crazy pills she wuz takin. AN as fur as Trudy goes, I knowd she was playin both sides of the court, if'n ya know what i mean. I been purty shore for a while thet she's been havin a box lunch at the Y. I figgered it out when she voted fur thet John Kerry
Yur Buddy Leroy

Q: MY CUZIN SCOOTER DUN WENT AN KILT HIMSELF WHEN HE WUZ CLENIN ERLENES TRANZMIZIN PARTS IN THE SHED WID GASALINE. THE SPLOSHUN BLOWED DOWN HAFF THE TRALER AND KILT 3 DAWGS. ERLENE DINT HAVE NO NSHORNCE AN NOW SHE HAZ TO RINT BUBBAS PIKUP CAMR TO SLEP IN FORE 3 HUNDRID A MONT SO SHE AINT GOT NO MONEY FROM HER DISBILTY TO BID ON YORE MASHINE. OLE JW CROS THE WAY TOLE US THAT SCOOTER BURYED SUM OF HIZ LOTTRY MONEY BY THE FISHIN HOLE AFTER HE BOUGHT THE TRALER. CUD YOU GIT HIM ON YORE GOSTER MODDER TO TELL WERE HE HID IT? WED PRESHATE IT. JIMMY RAY
A: Dear Jimmy Ray- You spell even wurse than me! OK I got a holt a somebody, but he said y'all got the wrong number and thet scooter still owt him twenny bux , tol me where i awtta shove the ghostifferator then he slammed down his ghost-phone real hard in mah ear. I got the last laff tho, I callt him COLLECT!

Q: Wuts the powur and whers it comin frum? Ifnits batreys are the baterys includead?
A: You got yer self a 120volt pahr supply, but if'n ya got big AC Delco car battry, you can sling it over yer shoulder an go about anywhere! ( battry 'Taint included tho)

Q: Oh Leroy "YOU DA MAN"!!!!
A: Awwwww Thanks fer noticin! I surely do try- matter of fact I strahv for only the highest kwality of ever'thing an as you can see, folks know a class act when they sees it! You are purty swell yerself!
Yer buddy, Leroy

Q: dat thang look like id com from nasa, or ya shure ya awls didnt steel it?
A: I am deeply hurt an' imbittered thet y'all could make such an assumpshun- THis never come from NASA- It WOrks!
Q: HELL-O LEEROI, ETZ YUR XNTRIKK CUZEN FRUM SLIPREY ROK. I SEEZ TAT UZE GOT SUM GUD IDEERZ ON THIS HEAR E-BAH!! I GOTZ SUM INHARATANTS MUNY FRUM UNKL BILLEE,($37.52)AND HIZ L-CUMINA!! DON'T BEE GELLUS!! I HADTA RETURN THE M-PTIES TO GIT IT!! THE L-CUMINA ONLEE GOSE N REEVERSE. SO I WAS THUNKIN A BOUT INVESTIN MY INHARATANTS IN SUM OF MEES GUD I-DEERS SO IZE KAN FIXE UP THA L-CAMINA! I KALL IT THA DAWG SHITZANATER,(IT INVULVZE A WALL MART BAG AND SUM DUK TAPE)I DUZNT WANT 2 GIV A-WEIGH MY SEKREETS, SOW ANY ADDVICE U KAN GIV MEE WILL BEE A-PRESHI-ATE-IT. TELL YA MAAH WEE SED HAY!! SURRI TA HEER A-BOUTE TRUDEE!,YA STEEEL HAV A NUTTR HAL-F SUSTER DON,T CHA??
A: Howdee Cuz! Now thet's a fine idear bout fixin up th' el caminer. I have an idear fur that- convert it to 4 wheel drive, put no Fear bumper stickers in the windas and jus' paint it primer grey. They way ya don' hafta wory bout washin it an the interyor can go all ta peices an nobody cares! I shorley did want thet el camina- I thawt you hed a DWI? Anyhoooo besta luck wityer aukshun an howdy to th' folks.

Q: What da hell ya doin' back wif dat evil Trudy? Ya forgive her for her indiskreshuns already?
A: I shorely have not! Now see she keeps callin me in th' middel of the night an sendin me emails an' leavin love notes on mah door with a butcher knife, so I aint fixin to go with her nohow. Plus I have found thet ah am suddenly popular with a lot of ladies here on ebay an there is some mighty fine examples o female pulkritude here. I wish trudy th' best an hope she can find somebody to love her in spite of the bolts in her neck an the tattood eyeliner an the hump an the game leg an them teef.

Q: Question. What happens if I don't believe in ghosts?
A: Now see thet is what the bleiver/non b'leiver switch is fur. But ya gotta make sure you only turn it to non b'leiver or else ya gonna start thinkin Santa is real and that the eester bunny aint.

Q: Once AGAIN ebay conspires to keep me from veiwing your questions and answers. Thanks very much for your replies to my last question.
A: Now don't fret LadyHawke- I got a real solution fer ya. Just go to http://www.hotpocket.org to see me give the answers to alla yer questions and talk about current events and my new line of cracker-wear. Dirt is the new black!

Q: This were the funyest thang I ever did read. I was speshally imprest with the shar head in the bakgrawn.Is it fer sale too, never did own one. Good luck with your awkshun, git er done!!!
A: Now ya see, I am so proud a thet shower, I caint hardly see straight! Why? you ast? Cuz I only had runnin water fur 6 munths'! And ya know whats even better? They's HOT water too! Now kitcher jawin' an bid!

th' kurrent questions

Q: What da hell ya doin' back wif dat evil Trudy? Ya forgive her for her indiskreshuns already?
A: I shorely have not! Now see she keeps callin me in th' middel of the night an sendin me emails an' leavin love notes on mah door with a butcher knife, so I aint fixin to go with her nohow. Plus I have found thet ah am suddenly popular with a lot of ladies here on ebay an there is some mighty fine examples o female pulkritude here. I wish trudy th' best an hope she can find somebody to love her in spite of the bolts in her neck an the tattood eyeliner an the hump an the game leg an them teef.

Q: Question. What happens if I don't believe in ghosts?
A: Now see thet is what the bleiver/non b'leiver switch is fur. But ya gotta make sure you only turn it to non b'leiver or else ya gonna start thinkin Santa is real and that the eester bunny aint.

Q: Once AGAIN ebay conspires to keep me from veiwing your questions and answers. Thanks very much for your replies to my last question.
A: Now don't fret LadyHawke- I got a real solution fer ya. Just go to http://www.hotpocket.org to see me give the answers to alla yer questions and talk about current events and my new line of cracker-wear. Dirt is the new black!

Q: This were the funyest thang I ever did read. I was speshally imprest with the shar head in the bakgrawn.Is it fer sale too, never did own one. Good luck with your awkshun, git er done!!!
A: Now ya see, I am so proud a thet shower, I caint hardly see straight! Why? you ast? Cuz I only had runnin water fur 6 munths'! And ya know whats even better? They's HOT water too! Now kitcher jawin' an bid!

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Leroy's Scientifical Ghostifferator

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1/14/05 11:51pm
12 HOURS! SORRY GUYS- I kinda got distraketed cuz trudy come over with a bottle of maddawg an some exotic scented candles an some ALtoids an offered me a magic carpet ride. So I took the bottle an showd her th' door cuz i got muh pride and took the altoids too. But after alla that I had me a little sitdown an watched THE BIG SHOW whup on some midjits with a foldin chair an pipe. But that meant I had to wait a little while to put up the auction, cuz she shut off the power to the trailer an I didnt really notice havin fell asleep on the papa san chair. OK But I got it ready tho and it's gonna start at noon tomorrahhttp://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5550983366 SHI-TSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PS- Here's another funny word- BUNG!!! BUNG BUNG BUNG THet's funny- it sounds like a kind of candy bar or a cassaroll

PPS THIS iS THE DUMMIST SONG IN THE WORLD!!!!!MacArthur Park - Stoooooooopid!
Someone left the cake out in the rain.
I dont know if I can take it
'cuz it took so long to bake it
an I'll never have that recipe again- OH NO!!!

If you ever get to meet Burt Bacharach, please knee him in the balls for me. That is unforgivable.
PPPS Im gonna make some changes so y'all can write into me and so I can do some more cool stuff- it may be ready Sunday or sooner. Stay tuned!

1/13/05 9:14 pm
HOWDEEE! Last nite we shot the first videyo for the new auction which should start friday nite sometime, I'll post the link to it just after. Yall will be able to send questions and comments an ill put 'em up here too. I aint feelin real funny now, cuz this new auction item is affectin mah brain- Im thinking all sortsa funny thawts an ahm herin voices an such-like. Plus trudy has been callin and hangin up in th middle of the nite so im reeeeel tired too. I even fell asleep at the pig guttin machine today at work.

1/12/05 12:03 am
Shi-Tsu! I am beat as all get out, I spent most of the day in the Hondo Labs at the Louis L'Amour technical campus today working on muh final project for my GHOSTOLOGY CLASS.THe Project today was to try and contact the original owners of a pair of TONSILS in a glass. A little old lady from Commerce City wuz my lab pardner an she spilt her HEART MEDISIN into the BEEKER an' them tonsils started a-twitchin an moanin. I think they wuz trying to say somthin, but TONSILS dont have a tungue, so they sounded like HELEN KELLER after havin her teeth pullt. Anyway I come home an worked on muh auktion fur a while an ansered some EMAIL. Now Ill tellya a secrit- the aukshun is gonna be mah FINAL PROJEKT fur muh GHOSTOLOGY CLASS. ( an I better goddam well get an A, cuz I spent twenny bux an misst out on goin ridin on my ATV twict an didnt have any more money for a bottle a Maddawg) OK Time to hit th' rack- I hope I dont have another nightmare about BEa Arthur and her magic pipe. I'll tell ya bout that one later...
Gnite FOLKS!
-Leroy
PS- If'n you want me tuh email yuh when I do mah aukshuns, send me an email an I'll letcha know pronto.... Hit thet BUtton on Top....

1/11/05 12:06 am
Howdy FOlks! Now I know that y'all are hopin for some more of mah aucshuns an you are so really in luck 'cuz I will be puttin up a new auctshun in jus a few days! So be patient just a little longer.I'll keep updatin' y'all on muh new auctions, but remmember thet doin auctions on eBay is hard if ya only got webTV.
Now I am a-settin this here website on an ol' commode -a-dor and will try and make daylee entrees. This here bloggin' stuff is hard, speshully if'n ya dont have no tawlet paper or oatmeal in th' house. But if'n ya wanna send me a email just click thet there button above.