As true blue american and beliver in all thet's right
about foreign policy, I am reel proud to present
to you: LEROY'S
ABU GHRAIB BETTY PLAYSETSo
yall are wonderin' what
I been upta since the las'
auckshun? A
few folks sent out search
parties, but didn't find
hide nor hair a me, cuz
I wuz on tour with my one
man stage show: Leroy's
Vaginer Monologues. Some
folks even thawt I wuz
in the pen, but I wuz a
jet settin it with the
purty people all over EUROPE.
Them europeans are all
right an most of 'em drink
like muh uncle Jeb, but
even they dont smell as
bad. Anyhow, one nite after
another sold-out show in
Lower Lathoovia, I was
thinkin 'bout how best
to teach the chilluns about
what wuz goin on with this
whole Abu Ghraib mess,
an I come up with an idear
that'd make them toy manufackshurers
sit up an take notice.
I tol' alla my new Europeein
friends about it an mos'
of 'em looked like I spit
in they wine and FROMAGE
( thet's what they call
bread, y'know ).
Anyhow, after i got home, I put the ABU GHRAIB BETTY
PLAYSET together an have started talkin to some major
toy manufacturers about makin' it on a large scale.
I already had one meetin with Bernice Madison over
at the Commerce City Y, an she said it was a right
fine idear, an If'n I helped her move she'd show it
to her old boyfriend what worked at MUTTEL TOYZ. We's
talkin next week over lunch at the Sizzler and I aint
afeerd ta say thet Im reeeeel postive about how this
will work out. Well a course I couldnt leave alla y'all
out of it, and figgered there'd be someone out there
what wanted the very FIRST one off'n the line, so Im
puttin here up fer the aukshunin'.
Got sumpin ta say ta Leroy?
Hit th' button below to say it or if'n ya want me to
put yur comments up on this auction, ya gotta use
the contakt the seller button on top this page.If'n
Ya want more info about ol Leroy and whatnot, Ya
betta go to my about me page and I can tell ya
more.
DIAGRAM 1- Here's Betty Gittin' after
it. Notice the nifty groin
blur effekt- Im includin'
some a them too!
Betty demunstratin the proper posture
for groin mockery.
Guess what? War aint purty, an most kid's
tell ya they see a whole
lot worse treatment on
th' playground.
Ya also git a GEN-YOO-WINE Abu Ghraib
Betty Tiara witha pitcher
of Norman Shwartzkoff in
it, so's you can go from
a Commando Raid in Mosul
directly to a catwalk in
NYC an' never hafta change
clothes!
CLoSE-UP of the Abu Ghraib Betty
Tiara. If'n
you'll look close you'll
see sumpin innerestin':
Ol Norman bears a remarkable
resemblance to Ol' Leroy
an so I figgered I'd
tart him up like me an
shore 'nuf, it's like
we wuz brothers or somethin...
ya don't see it? THen scroll down!
Holy Cow! He was alright before, but now
he's just a reglar BABE
magenit, speshully with
thet new trash 'stache!
This
is a game I done put t'gether
with thet flash program
and two rolls a duck tape.
If ya dont like it, dont
play it!
What Cha gonna Git!:
Ifn you win this aukshun, you'll git
alla th items menshund below an pitchered
above.
* The Abu Graib Betty Action Doll with
Toy M-16, Colt 45 an 2 Canteens
* Ol' SParky Toy battery
* Ol' Sparky Toy Battry cables 'n alligatur clips.
* Prisner Doll with th' Pain Poncho and Stylish Summer Hoodie
* Pink Pig I found at the Kiwanis swap meet
* Abu Ghraib DIE-A-RAMA
* 3 Blurrific De-Crotchifin' disks. Amaze yer barnyard pets
or yer dim cuzzins with this. Makes folks think they's watchin
PAX alla the time. Matter of fact if'n ya ever go to a nude
beach, you'll want these babies, cuz it's only UGLY folk what
go to the nude beaches. DISCLAIMERS: REMEMBER
- Being a card-carryin' Lib dont get ya nothin but 1-way ticket
to hell, so dont complain ta me if ya don't like my Abu Ghraib
Betty Toy set. Besides, the people that shout the loudest usually
wasted their vote on Nader anyway. Shippin- If
you gonna buy the Playset, ya gotta pay another $50 fur shippin
usin UPS ground 'cuz its reel bulky an fragile. Jus' like Ol'
Trudy.
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