I gots me a dedikation to furtherin things scientifical an genrally makin life better fer folks. Thet's why when muh friends down at th' Pig n WHistle sugjestid that I sell muh arteezhun Leroy's Sooper Femnin Wash on eBay, I Knowd it wuz a good idear, speshully since muh last aukshun got kilt afore th' fun got started.

A course a body caint sell medicin or anything like thet, but that aint a problem, cuz Leroy's Super Femnin Wash is made from th' finest spring water from the Platte River. This is a river what is famous the worl' over fer fixin' what ails folks, and that's what's in there!

Matter a fact, legend has it that Ol Man Mumphry had hisself a case a the SCABIES real, real bad an one day he done went downta th' river an took hisself a swim an never ever itched agin. Plus, that river washt away the stank what had been on him since the Lyndon Johnson was a pup. THink what it could do fer you!

So what better way to start the marketin' than to produce me a commershul an play it here in fronta the nicest folk i know, an auckshun off the very first bottle off'n the assembly line. An I'll throw in a few other things as parta the package.

The Aukshun WInner Gits;

1. 1 120mL bottle of Leroy's Sooper Femnin Wash
2. 1 Desert Storm Gorgeous Promotional tiara
3. 1 certificate of authentissity, written on a paper napkin (not pitchured here)
D. A Pink Stuft Pig I found at the Kiwanis swap meet (not pitchured)

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DIAGRAM 1- Here's what the billboards gonna look like. I like how muh face is Juxterposed on the left there. I did thet so's it looked like i was watchin out fer muh potentshul customer an mebe they'd see me as an uncle or or maybe a gymnastics coach or somethin'.

Here's part a th' label fer th' bottle packagin'. Ifn ya wanna see more, go ta mah ABOUT ME PAGE, so's ya kin get to mah website. I kin do whatever I wants ta do there!

Ya also git a GEN-YOO-WINE Desert Storm Gorgeous Promotional Tiara with a pitcher of Norman Shwartzkoff in it, so's you can go from a Commando Raid in Mosul directly to a catwalk in NYC an' never hafta change clothes! Yep, the only way ya kin feel like a princess is beleive in it, an use Leroy's Sooper Femnin Wash with matchin' tiara

CLoSE-UP of the Desert Storm Gorgeous Promotional Tiara. If'n you'll look close you'll see sumpin innerestin': Ol Norman bears a remarkable resemblance to Ol' Leroy an so I figgered I'd tart him up like me an shore 'nuf, it's like we wuz brothers or somethin... ya don't see it? Then scroll down!

Holy Cow! He was alright before, but now he's just a reglar BABE magenit, speshully with thet new trash 'stache!
I know this aint got nothin ta do with the Feminin' Wash but I gotta git some mileage outta this crap, somehow.