I RUNNED AWAY WEN I WUZ A YUNGIN'(I THINK MY UNKILDADDI TRADE ME FER A 6 PAK AND A BAG OF CHEEZ DOODLZ), IZ THAT MAN IN THE PIKTURE MUY DADDI? I ASKID MAURY POVICH, AND HE SID WE KNEEDED A DNRA TEST, BUT NO WON EN MY FAMILLY HAZ ENY BUK LERNINZ! KAN YU HELP ME LEROIZ?? DUZ YU HAVE A HOME DRNA TEST KIT?? I NO YU HAD A HOME EMPREGNIFICATION KIT, AND I NO IT MUST WURK, OR THE WOODN'T SELL IT ON THAT THAR E-BAAAH!!
Now I just just aint sure if'n he fathered any chilluns on accounta gettin his manhood chawed off when he got it caught in a sawsage grinder. As Gramma tells it, he had some sorta funny thing fer Jimmy Dean and bear grease.
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I RUNNED AWAY WEN I WUZ A YUNGIN'(I THINK MY UNKILDADDI TRADE ME FER A 6 PAK AND A BAG OF CHEEZ DOODLZ), IZ THAT MAN IN THE PIKTURE MUY DADDI? I ASKID MAURY POVICH, AND HE SID WE KNEEDED A DNRA TEST, BUT NO WON EN MY FAMILLY HAZ ENY BUK LERNINZ! KAN YU HELP ME LEROIZ?? DUZ YU HAVE A HOME DRNA TEST KIT?? I NO YU HAD A HOME EMPREGNIFICATION KIT, AND I NO IT MUST WURK, OR THE WOODN'T SELL IT ON THAT THAR E-BAAAH!!
6:25 AM
Now I just just aint sure if'n he fathered any chilluns on accounta gettin his manhood chawed off when he got it caught in a sawsage grinder. As Gramma tells it, he had some sorta funny thing fer Jimmy Dean and bear grease.
10:49 PM
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