The Commies are takin' over!
Looks like yer humble Leroy has had his aucksun kilt yet agin. So Im a just gonna post it here an' have done with it all.... If y'all wanna push folk to the auction where it aint gonna git taken down, give 'em this link!
http://www.hotpocket.org/agb/agb.html
9 Comments:
HEY LEROIZ, LUV THA NEW AWKSHUN!! HOW ABOUT SUM MORE POLITICALY KORRECT AWKSHUNS LIKE A SUNAMI SURFBOARD, OR A PAKISTANI PULVERIZER EARTHQUAKE PROOF POD!!GIVE 'EM HELL BRUTHA!!
7:21 AM
X! GOOD TA SEEYA! Thanks fer the bid, too. Not all is lost, tho, cuz I got ANOTHER auckshun just about ready ta go! Matter a fact, I kinda thawt some pussy wuz gonna git they panties in a bunch over this, so i kinda had another in th' wings!
11:00 AM
Leroy, you ol'dawg, I toll ya not ta cover them privates privates, ebay prolly thunk ya was trying to hide used undies under them there dots and we all no ya can't sell anithang what mite have bodily fluids on it.(Although I do thank Moniker Lawinska selled a dress on ebay once). But I gues its not who ya are but who ya are. Now get back to work boy, it ain't over till the fat lady sings, so tell Trudy we're thinkin of her and I'm still mighty prouda ya. Now go out there and kick some ass......
1:19 PM
I think eBay is being too picky, and I don't see why they end a lot of your auctions. Your auctions are always harmless and funny.
9:34 PM
I been tryin' ta figger out what th' hell th' problem is an I think that th' worl' Bank shadow govmint in conjunkshun with the NBC News Commie Zombie alliance dont want the the news ta get out that Katie Curric is a soul vampire and that she's teamin up with Ed Bagley Jr. to take over the world. THey got spies everwhere, so be REEL careful who ya tell. An yes I know Lennerd Nimoy is an unwittin pawn, but he shoulda knowed better.
7:57 AM
What the.....Now I know I aint no colledge edjukated moron but I think you musta had too much corn likker on your cherrios this mornin' cause I don't know what the hell you jest said!! Gitter tagether now Leroy, an use them thar brain cells tord ebay and leve them nice peeple at NBC alone. Foecus boy, give us a awkshun like the world aint never seen afore. Now git out thar an tar ebay a new ass hole...and tell Trudy we's thinkin of er.
7:27 PM
What the....now I allays considered myself an edjukated moron, Leroy, but even I don't know what the hell yer talkin bout thar. I think ya done put too much corn likker on them thar cherrios this morn, cause ya soun like my uncle clem after he was abducked by them thar Mexican aleans. Foecus, boy, we need ya to put on a awkshun to end all awkshuns!!! Go tar ebay a new asshole...oh yeah, and tell Trudie were thinkin of er..
7:46 PM
What the.....now I mite be one step aneath a edjakated monkey, but I think you musta had too much cherrios on yer corn likker this morn, cause I don't know what cha was thinkin' talkin bout katie currik that way. That kinda talk can only get ya a show of yer own. Now foecus, boy, and use them thar balls for more than just pool pocket and put on an awkshun thet twould make even yer pappy proud, iffins you knew who he was. Now, get out thar, tar ebay a new ass hole....and tell Trudie we's still thinkin of er..This is my final message as I can only count ta three.
7:57 PM
An' Im the one getting inta gramma's cough syrup? The new one's just gettin' done an Im a shootin fer THursday to put 'er up. I think this 'un might change th' worl'
9:43 PM
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